Good Morning, friend ! Today is Sunday, February 10 A good friend lent me her little notebook, so I am limping along and trying to cope. But at least I am able to send out the newsletters again! How one man foreclosed on the bank http://www.dump.com/manforecloses/ Have FUN! DearWebby
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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. --- Laurence J. Peter If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough. --- Jef Mallett
Two assassins are hired to kill a dictator in South America. They follow his every move for months, and find out that every day at noon he goes outside and does his stretching exercises. So the assassins set up shop right across the street, get all of their sights set, load the guns, and have everything ready to go. Noon comes, no dictator......10 minutes longer........no dictator. One assassin turns to the other and says, "Gee, I hope nothing happened to him."
Thanks to Ann for this: I was wandering around the 'net recently, and GOSH! I found a whole bunch of PHILATELISTS. And then I discovered groups populated by THESPIANS and HOMO SAPIENS. And I found hundreds -- not dozens, but HUNDREDS -- of educational institutions funded by MY TAX DOLLARS... teaching people to MATRICULATE!
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 An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD to  Deborrah Curran, 36, Queensbury, New York Jailed for vaginal identity theft Reported by The Weekly Vice Deborah Curran, a 36-year-old New York female, was jailed Monday after she allegedly hid a container of urine, that belonged to someone else, inside her vagina, in an attempt to provide a false drug sample. According to the Warren County Sheriff's Office, Curran was ordered to submit to routine drug screens in 2011 after she was found guilty of stealing purses at local shopping centers and then using the victims' credit card and bank information to make forged purchases. Curran reportedly used the proceeds of her thefts to fuel her heroin addiction. Investigators say Curran was attempting to submit a false drug sample by hiding a container of someone else's urine inside her vagina. The effort failed after a probation officer became suspicious and discovered the container. During questioning, Curran allegedly admitted to the allegation. Curran, who is also known as Deborah Dalaba, was booked into the Warren County Jail and charged with evidence tampering. A charge of probation violation may also be pending. Tech Support Pits From: Jack Re: Make MediaPlayer stream videos Dear Webby, This should help with getting mediaPlayer to stream without stopping: Turn on streaming To turn on media streaming on your home network in Windows Media Player, do the following: Click the Start button , click All Programs, and then click Windows Media Player. If the Player is currently open and you're in Now Playing mode, click the Switch to Library button in the upper-right corner of the Player. Click Stream, and then click Turn on home media streaming. Turn on home media streaming won't be available on the Stream menu if streaming is already turned on. On the Media streaming options page, click Turn on media streaming. If you're prompted for an administrator password or confirmation, type the password or provide confirmation. Click OK. For more information about how to use media streaming, see Stream your media to devices and computers using Windows Media Player. Jack Thanks Jack! Provided somebody's Internet connection is fast enough, and provided that the site, that delivers the viseo is able to stream it fast enough, that should work. In those cases, where it won't, you can still revert to the old trick of pausing and waiting until the gray load bar has completed. There are also browser add-ons, that let you download videos so that you can play them off your computer, instead of over a shaky connection. For FireFox you can get one at http://add0n.com/youtube.html Have FUN! DearWebby If you can help with the cost of the
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Cutting Your Own Hair At Home I have been cutting my own hair for quite some time. First you need to invest in a good pair of scissors. I bought mine from a beauty shop supplier. I lean over and gather all my hair into a pony tail on top of my head and fasten it with an elastic band. I then stand up and trim the ends. Next I lean over again and put it in a pony tail at the back of my head. I then trim off the ends. I look at it the mirror and make sure the ends are even on both sides of my head. I then layer it using a comb to bring the hair up to the top of my head and trim the ends to different lengths. After this, I will trim the ends whenever I need to to keep it at the same length. By Laurie from Ontario, Canada Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com
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No sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double-opt-in confirmation request. | Latreesha reported for her university final exam which consisted of "true/false" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper for five minutes. In a fit of inspiration, she took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she was all done, whereas the rest of the class was still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what is going on. "I finished the exam in a half hour," she said. "Now I'm rechecking my answers, and half of them are wrong!"
Today, Feb 10, in 1763 - The Treaty of Paris ended the French and Indian War. In the treaty France ceded Canada to England 1846 - Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints began their exodus to the west from Illinois. 1863 - The fire extinguisher was patented by Alanson Crane. 1879 - The electric arc light was used for the first time. 1923 - Ink paste was manufactured for the first time by the Standard Ink Company. 1962 - The Soviet Union exchanged capture American U2 pilot Francis Gary Powers for the Soviet spy Rudolph Ivanovich Abel held by the U.S. 1981 - The Las Vegas Hilton hotel-casino caught fire. Eight people were killed and 198 were injured. 1992 - Mike Tyson was convicted in Indianapolis of raping Desiree Washington, Miss Black American contestant. 1998 - Voters in Maine repealed a 1997 gay rights law. Maine was the first state to abandone such legislation. 2005 - North Korea publicly announced for the first time that it has nuclear arms. 2009 - A Russian and an American satellite collide over Siberia. 2013 friend smiled | Go to TOP If you can help with the cost of the
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