Pun of the Day

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If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma. Posted: 05 Feb 2013 10:01 PM PST If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.

EXTREME INSULINS Posted: 05 Feb 2013 06:01 AM PST Dear Pun Gents: The JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation) is starting a running club to train and do some races, with a marathon at the end of the season. We’re looking for a name. Some words to spark your sass: insulin, pancreas, glucose, islet cells. ~Sarah, Excelsior, MN AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT: [Running with] Extreme Insulins We didn’t just bond: We Glucose Banting and Panting You Sugar Me All Night Long No Man Is An Islet Tryabetes [or Tri-abetes for Triathlon] Pancreassassins Don’t Believe the Type Diabeat You Up Do or Diabetes

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